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Fun stuff

Posted on: October 25, 2008

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal).

 

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I’m sure you’re ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I’m returning ___8___ to you, but I’ll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.

___12___,

-Your name-

 

1. What’s the color of your shirt?

Blue – Our romance is over

Red – Our affair is over

White – I’ll join the monastery

Black – I dislike you

Green – Our horoscope doesn’t match

Grey – You’re a pervert

Yellow – I’m selling myself

Pink – Your nostrils are insulting

Brown – The mafia wants you

No shirt – You’re a loser

Other – I’m in love with your sister

 

2. Which is your birth month?

January – That night

February – Last year

March – When your dwarf bit me

April – When I tripped on sesame seeds

May – First of May

June – When you put cuffs on me

July – When I threw up

August – When I saw the shrunken head

September – When we skinny dipped

October – When I quoted Santa

November – When your dog ran amok

December – When I changed tennis shoes

 

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos – In your apartment

Pizza – In your camping car

Pasta – Outside of Chicago

Hamburgers – Under the bus

Salad – As you ate enchilada

Chicken – In your closet

Kebab – With Paris Hilton

Fish – In women’s clothing

Sandwiches – At the Hare Krishna graduation

Lasagna – At the mental hospital

Hot dog – Under a state of trance

None of the above – With George Bush and his wife

 

4. What’s the color of your socks?

Yellow – Hit on

Red – Insult

Black – Ignore

Blue – Knock out

Purple – Pour syrup on

White – Carve your initials into

Grey – Pull the clothes off

Brown – Put leeches on

Orange – Castrate

Pink – Pull the toupee off

Barefoot – Sit on

Other – Drive out

 

5. What’s the color of your underwear?

Black – My best friend

White – My father

Grey – Bill Clinton

Brown – My fart balloon

Purple – My mustard soufflé

Red – Donald Duck

Blue – My avocado plant

Yellow – My penpal in Ghana

Orange – My Kid Rock-collection

Pink – Manchester United’s goalkeeper

None – My John F. Kennedy-statue

Other – The crazy monk

 

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs – Man

O.C. – Emotional

One Tree Hill – Open

Heroes – Frostbitten

Lost – High

House – Scarred

Simpsons – Cowardly

The news – Mongolic

American Idol – Masochistic

Family Guy – Senile

Top Model – Middle-class

None of the above – Ashamed

 

7. Your mood right now?

Happy – How awful I’ve felt

Sad – How boring you are

Bored – That Santa doesn’t exist

Angry – That your pimples are at the last stage

Depressed – That we’re cousins

Excited – That there is no solution to this.

Nervous – The middle-east

Worried – That your Honda sucks

Apathetic – That I did a sex-change

Ashamed – That I’m allergic to your hamster

Cuddly – That I get turned on by garbage men

Overjoyous – That I’m open

Other – That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

 

8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?

White – Your ring

Yellow – Your love letters

Red – Your Darth Vader-poster

Black – Your tame stone

Blue – The couch cushions

Green – The pictures from LA

Orange – Your false teeth

Brown – Your contact book

Grey – Our matching snoopy-bibs

Purple – Your old lottery coupons

Pink – The cut toenails

Other – Your memories from the military service

 

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B – Your photo

C/D – The oil stocks

E/F – Your neighbour Martin

G/H – My virginity

I/J – The results of your blood-sample

K/L – Your left ear

M/N – Your suicide note

O/P – My common sense

Q/R – Your mom

S/T – Your collection of butterflies

U/V – Your criminal record

W/X – David’s tricot outfits

Y/Z – Your grades from college

 

10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B – Always will remember

C/D – Never will forget

E/F – Always wanted to break

G/H – Never openly mocked

I/J – Always have felt dirty before

K/L – Will tell the authorities about

M/N – Told in my confession today about

O/P – Was interviewed by the Times about

Q/R – Told my psychiatrist about

S/T – Get sick when I think of

U/V – Always will try to forget

W/X – Am better off without

Y/Z – Never liked

 

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship

Beer – Senility

Soft drink – A new life as a clone

Soda – The incarnation as an eskimo

Milk – The apartment building

Wine – Cocaine abuse

Cider – A passionate interest for mice

Juice – Oprah Winfrey imitations

Mineral water – Embarrassing rash

Hot chocolate – Eggplant-fetishism

Whisky – To ruin the second world war

Other – To hate the Boston Celtics

 

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand – Warm regards

USA – Best regards

England – Good luck on your short-term leave from jail

Spain – Go and drown yourself

China – Disgusting regards

Germany – With ease

Japan – Go burn

Greece – Your everlasting enemy

Australia – Greetings to your frog Leonard

Egypt – F*** off now

France – In pain

Other – Greetings to your freaky family

 

Dear LovelyAngel( because you’re the last person who left a comment on my Blog).

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes in your camping car and I saw you sit on my father. I’m sure you’re scarred enough to understand that I’m open. I’m returning the couch cushions to you, but I’ll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about a new life as a clone.

 

Best regards,

Angie Yong Mei Zhin

 

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3 Responses to "Fun stuff"

Why do you want to live a new life as a clone ?
Our romance is not over my dear but our love is beginning to blossom … I’ll never give up …
It was just a misunderstanding my darling …
Don’t just treat it as a memory but faith to give me a second chance … although is a new life as a clone but i will always be watching over you .. Loving you as always …
I love you and I always will …

Lovely Angel^^

haha ! Ur bad .. u started it ? o.O … ^^

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